dearly beloved are you listening?
Hey I'm Gwen and I like sweaters, 80s movies, Ed Sheeran, sometimes people, crying every time I watch A Walk to Remember, Led Zeppelin, staying up all night memorizing lyrics, the beach, being almost 6 ft tall and counting, heels, thrifting, guys who use their middle names, "we are just too lost souls swimming in a fish bowl", idolizing Kurt Cobain, the word "lovely", the Smiths, Spiderman, Holden Caulfield called you a phony, being called "dear" and sitting on tables.

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

(via supersketch97)

internet-the-explorer:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” 

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

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oh my god

sell oscar to leonardo dicaprio

(Source: jaclcfrost, via where-did-my-brain-go)

gwess:

whatsacanada:

What do the bus drivers on field trips do while kids are on the field trip

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(via odien-310)

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: ratche-t, via disowns)

quagmath:

Sometimes i pick the grass from my neighbors yerd and put it in my own so i? the grass greener oh the other side? No anymore

(via joshpeck)

jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

(via clestroying)

thegood-thebad-theawful:

urbanthropologie:

universal-wanderer:

Climbing trees and stuff

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candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

(Source: thirstiest, via infamousgod)

fierceasheck:

life hack: crash ur car into a bridge. you won’t care, you’ll love it

(via disowns)